Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Never heard it coming....

So, something unusual that happened to me Sunday afternoon.....

Three or four weeks ago, we here at Candle Light Press were featured in a really nice article on the front page of the "Iowa" section of the Sunday Gazette (an eastern Iowa regional paper out of Cedar Rapids). We had many nice compliments from people around us, as well as a sort of spike in our web traffic and sales, too. But by this last weekend, I was (still am) buried way past my eyeballs in work on the new volume of The Fairer Sex, and had put the newspaper article out of mind.

Sunday afternoon, as I was scanning pages on the computer, the doorbell rang. My partner David answered it, and I turned my attention back to what I was doing. Then David came back into the drawing studio and said, "Um, there's someone here to see you.."

Stepping out into the front room, I saw a strange man ("strange" meaning he was a stranger to me...he looked perfectly normal and harmless). As I walked toward him, he held out his hand silently to shake mine, and then I noticed he was clutching a little notebook. He began to scribble on it.

"I am looking for Jeremy Smith, artist..." he had written.

I pointed at myself and nodded. Then we commenced to have a fifteen minute "chat" on paper. He was (obviously) deaf, and had learned about me from a friend who had shown him the article. They had printed our address in the article (something I really didn't like, but oh well) and that is how he had found me. He wanted me to do an illustration for a deaf organization he belongs to in Cedar Rapids.

Starting to get my bearings in these new surreal waters in which I was floating, I told him after the first of the year, maybe, since I was very busy right now. He nodded vigorously, and scribbled again.

"Do you have a business card..." he wrote.

I started to take the pad and pen to reply, then, realizing it was kind of rude to just make him stand in our front foyer like a pizza delivery dude, I motioned for him to follow me into the studio.

When he stepped in, he gazed around wide-eyed, taking in several full-size pages on my board, and a page on the computer screen that I was touching up. As I dug out the box of our new cards, I heard him scribbling again on his pad. As I turned to hand him the card, he held out his pad right in front of my face.

"Good job!" it read.

For a moment I was speechless. He didn't seem to mind.

Later that night, while King Kong roared and bellowed in my ear, I thought back on this careful, quiet encounter.

I smiled silently to myself.




Monday, December 19, 2005

If you're local to Iowa City...

run out and grab yourself a new copy of the LITTLE HAWK, the City High newspaper. They did a great profile of Ian Bennett in the current issue. I got mine at HyVee, so that's a good place to start looking.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

MMV: The Year That Almost Wasn't

Okay, we are slowly pulling away from the year that was 2005. I'm only going to talk about very specific items so the list is not incomplete. Here it goes:

Best Villain: Chancellor/Emperor Palpatine (Star Wars: Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith)
The last of the Star Wars films was good, but this snake made it great. Whether he is cutting down Jedi or getting his facist groove on, the guy owns the flick. A tip of the hat to Ian McDiarmid for making this SW fan root for the bad guy again.

Best Reason Not To Get Any Work Done On A Tuesday Night: My Name is Earl, The Office and Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
This three-headed monster rules the wasteland that is television. Earl and the Office gives me a little more faith that somewhere out there, smart people are still able to make good TV. SVU has been better in years past, but it's still a must view. Best Cop Show Ever.

Best Song (tie): Rental Car by Beck (off of Guero)/ DARE by the Gorillaz (off of Demon Days)
There are several tasty treats on both of these releases, but these are the two that kept making me hit REPEAT on the CD player. Beck's vehicle is a trippy hot rod with a hard rock chasis and the Gorillaz tune evokes a post-apocalyptic dance hall. In the vernacular of my youth: Awesome.

Best Update of an Old Favorite: Doctor Who (2005)
It's about time: the good Doctor is smart and bad ass, his sidekick is hot and not annoying, the special effects are good and the stories rock. Just watch it, damn it.

Best Toy: Darth Tater
The thought of mashing together an intergalactic terror with Mr. Potato Head made most SW diehards yell "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Fear not, it rules.

Best Creepy Movie: War of the Worlds (2005)
In this era of real world terror, the Joe Six-Pack worldview of this oft-told tale is haunting. Yeah, I said haunting.

Best Surprise In A Film: Serenity
If you haven't seen is yet, I will not spoil it for, as some Moronic Von Jackasses have. It's very good movie, a worthy companion to the Firefly lore. As far as getting a sequel, let's just take a nice long look at the Star Trek franchise and see what a bad idea that would be.

Best Character Name (tie): Euro Trish (Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends)/ Big Drayton (And The Sky Turned White...)
Yeah, yeah. ATSTW is something I made, but 'F' it, it's my list and I like the name.

Best DVD Extra: Reimagining the Lost Spider Pit Sequence from King Kong 1933 (King Kong DVD)
I'm sure that the '05 model of Kong will raise the roof and all of that, but seeing Peter Jackson and his minions recreate a lost piece of film history was a nice reminder that creative and talented people do get a chance to work on things that they love and get away with it.

In the shadow of death and uncertianty, there were some more things that made 2005 not suck so much:
Dave Attell came to Iowa City, the Grant Wood exhibit at the Cedar Rapids Musem of Art, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Wallace and Grommit, The Adventures of Prince Achmed, the Superman Returns Trailer, Batman Begins, Viking Legos, Star Wars: Clone Wars Vol.2, having a reading at Prairie Lights, meeting Gene Colan and Walt Simonson, King Kong Escapes on DVD, seeing the restored Godzilla and of course, being a part of the CLP crew.

So, that's it. Goodbye '05.

Friday, December 09, 2005

2005

Carter suggested recently that we each put up our year-end lists, and I confess to finding such things hard to do. Many times in a given year I discover something utterly new to me that is in fact a few years old; but if it had its impact in 05, shouldn't it get a chance to shine now that it's found its audience? We live by the long tail around here, so I'm calling it fair ball.

Stuff John discovered in 2005 that he liked (in no order)
5minutestolive.com and superhappyfun.com
I have half-remembered film oddities in my head and I need to know I didn't make them up (that way I can write the rest!). These places provided me with amazing goodness and awesome badness. The CHiPs Tape and The Dinah Shore Portal to Hell came from 5minutestolive.com and Americathon and Tomorrow I'll Scald Myself With Tea from superhappyfun.com (no linking--boo!). Leave it to me to say things like "Netflix is cool and all, but they just don't have everything I'm looking for."


Rough Trade Shop: Post Punk 2 cd set
I've been muttering "Do a runner! Do a runner!" under my breath for months now and this is to blame--44 tracks of near misses, near hits and all the rest. Love Pigbag, New Age Steppers, The Futureheads and The Slits. The right sampler can aim you in all sorts of great directions, emptying your wallet faster than a pickpocket. Found this beauty used at Iowa City's ultrafine Record Collector.

Reefer Madness: The Musical
Shut up. It rules! Muscials aren't my thing, but this is pure magic. The original movie has been utterly depleted of amusement and relevance by the nostalgia crowd--I saw that thing four times on Night Flight for poop's sake and I was avoiding it! Even the 800th video rerelease with commentary by Mike Nelson only held on for about ten minutes until it slid into oblivion. That's because Reefer Madness isn't funny; explaining Reefer Madness is funny. The musical did exactly the right thing in giving you the feel of Reefer Madness instead of adhering to the story. The famous bits are cleverly integrated and the songs are good. If you watch Jesus Christ doing a Tom Jones number and you're unimpressed, you're a coal-in-the-stocking Scrooge with a heart of marble dust. I got the stage original cast recording and the girl playing Mary Lane made me want to rip my ears off. Yeah the image is from Amazon--get over there and get it!

Napkins from Red Lobster
I wiped my mouth on my sleeve and took that baby home with me! The waitress saw me and slipped me about half a dozen more. For that, I tip well indeed. They're almost like linen, they're so soft and sturdy. On these I will write much.

The Other Hollywood : The Uncensored Oral History of the Porn Film Industry by Legs McNeil and Jennifer Osborne
I'm not so much a porn fan, but the sociology of it is always interesting. Told in first hand recollections, this doorstopper of a book was a fascinating read. I actually found the couple of chapters on cops to be the least interesting part, in fact. You get a fuller sense of the business from both ends (ba dump bump). Unlike reading Traci Lords' book, which felt like someone wrote it for her after playing 20 questions.

Other stuff that plenty of people liked too that require no explanation:

Veronica Mars (Thanks Hanna!)

Serenity (esp the early screening!)

Batman Begins

Pernice Brothers--Discover A Lovelier You and Nobody's Watching/Nobody's Listening

I will probably return soon to amend this, but this is a good first effort.

Essentials and Showcase volumes! Those too! and um...oh I know I'll forget something, so I'm content to forget for now.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Or do you fear it, like the sea?

Just got back from the Dave Attell show at Hancher with Jer, Carter and David. My face aches with the ha-has. There was a weird moment for me when he did a joke that was the same idea for funny as something I have in the DUB TRUB script I'm writing. This is a good lesson for all you writers--if you take too long doing something, you're gonna hear something that will make you want to rewrite. That is all.

Strikebike!!!

Pretty self explanantory.

Just thought I would letcha peep the fly ride I'll be sportin' in the spring.

Lookout drunk kids on pedmall, Schwinn Sidewinder @ 12 o'clock!!!

Friday, December 02, 2005

I don't have a problem, I can quit anytime I want....

100 bells?

pick up and put in pocket

fishing pole?

grab

run to seashore

cast

wheehoo! wheehoo! I caught a sea bass!

conch?

pick up, put in pocket

venus comb?

pick up, put in pocket

run to Acre A-1

enter Tom Nooks store

sell

sea bass 120 bells
venus comb 150 bells
conch 350bells
apple
you have 2, sell all?
2 apples 200 bells

exit

run to acre B-3

enter house

save and quit


SHUT OFF AND GO DRAW NOW!!!!